Hungover

Need I say more.

Hospital

Sat here bored waiting to have my knackers gropped and fondled by a Dr.
Few months since this journey started to find the problem of the right knacker pain.
Antibiotics didnt seem to work. Nor did different style of pants.

Wear supporting undies is the answer.

Not long now

Child no 1 is moving to Chester Uni on Sunday. Not happy but I know it will be good for him.

Death

Death is a bitch.
7 months after my dads death, is hitting me harder now than then.

Rant over

The big 40

The Mrs setup a 40th birthday party for me last Saturday which I enjoyed.
However we have both been struck down with some bug since then.
Rather than finish off all surplus beer Ive been craving warm drinks and plenty painkillers.
Life begins at 40 eh? Oh dear.........

Weird.

As a tester. Switched wifi off. Now its letting me create offline messages.
Howay man. Get a grip.

Time gap

Been on hols and without internet connection this didnt allow me to create a blog on my android phone. Surely there should be an offline creation option.

Soaked

Well well well. After two days of avoiding rain, nature took a cruel twist on me and drowned me in the heaviest rain I can remember ever being caught out in.
Weirdiest part was seeing an OAP straight after it stopped standing on his kitchen roof WASHING the roof with a hose pipe.
WHY?

ANNOUNCEMENT – Brand New Pet Waste Removal Service

ANNOUNCEMENT – Brand New Pet Waste Removal Service

Dear All,

We are pleased to announce that Uncle Eric’s has again expanded our range of first class services. We now offer a Pet Waste Removal Service for backyards and gardens.

The Service
•    We come to the property and pick up any dog waste (faecal matter), bag it and remove from your property.
•    We also remove any bagged faeces which you may also have picked up.
•    We will pick up any small and easy to reach rubbish which may have blown into the yard and place into the relevant bin.
•    Yards and affected areas of the gardens will be sprayed with a safe pet friendly sanitising disinfectant, which will aid the breakdown of any remaining waste which could not be successfully removed. Our disinfectant will also help deodorise any aromas originating from urine and faecal matter.

The Disinfectant
Our disinfectant helps to control the following diseases (and is entirely safe to use around animals as it does not contain bleaches, phenols, tar acids or gluteraldehydes, commonly found in many agricultural disinfectants):

•    Canine parvo-virus (type 2),
•    Feline Calici virus
•    Kennel Cough
•    Distemper
•    Newcastle Disease
•    TB
•    Avian Influenze Virus
•    Equine V.D.
•    Foot & Mouth
•    Weils Disease
•    Swine Flu


The Price
The following is based on 4 dogs or less in the household.
•    Once a week - £6
•    Twice a week - £10

However if you are an existing walking customer and we clean the yard on a walking day, the price is only.
•    Once a week - £5
•    Twice a week - £8

A basic disinfectant spray of a yard for existing walking customer and we clean the yard on a walking day, the price is only.
•    Once a week - £3
•    Twice a week - £5

If you wish to try out this new service please send me a text (07845635810), or email (eric@waggs.biz)

Thanks

Eric Lovett

Harry Potter

Last night all except the eldest went to see the final Harry Potter film. Best one til next time. All action very little sloppy guff.
Mind you I hoped that Dobbie would return with all the resurrection talks but alas no.
Poor Dobbie the free elf.

PRESS RELEASE 6th July 2011

PRESS RELEASE 6 July 2011

Uncle Eric's Pet Care will soon to be adding a new service to its very successful exisiting lineup.

We are pleased to announce we will soon be offering a professional pet waste cleanup and removal service to backyards and gardens.

This service will scoop up and bag all the pet waste along with any small rubbish which is easy to grab hold of. All areas will be treated with a safe disinfectant and deodoriser leaving behind a nice aroma.

Our kennel disinfectant helps to control the following diseases and is entirely safe to use around animals:

• Canine parvo-virus (type 2),
• Feline Calici virus
• Kennel Cough
• Distemper
• Newcastle Disease
• TB
• Avian Influenze Virus
• Equine V.D.
• Foot & Mouth
• Weils Disease
• Swine Flu

The product is safe as does not contain bleaches, phenols, tar acids or gluteraldehydes, commonly found in many agricultural disinfectants.

Fathers day

Quite a relaxing day SO far.

Quick shower. Few hours on mobile phone internet. Breakfast in bed.

Kids minus my eldest (who isnt here cause hes revising at his mothers), gave me cards, new wallet, chocolates, smellies and Mr Potato bubble bath.

Luxury. And its not even 11.30am

Half way through the six Star Wars films

Im having such good fun watching the series of Star Wars films from start to finish.
Jar jar binks is a plank though.

Mind you I am hungry so may have to pause it for fish and chips.

As guessing lots of bread and butter tooo.

Crowdcube

After listening to a MotleyFool podcast, I heard about Crowdcube. A website which allows people to become an armchair dragon... It follows the below formula



 Investment can start from as small as £10.00 I am SOOOO tempted to dabble..

Decisions decisions...

DIY master

As if. Im rubbish. But I did manage to fix a broken toilet after 9 days.

Not before I bought the wrong piece.

But now we can flush again without using a bucket.

Fishy snapshot

Finding it pretty hard to photo the fish with the water fountain on. The ripples affecting surface making a clear shot impossible.

However I was very lucky to snap one of Mr Big Fish having his tea today.

Pump head

The mrs keeps changing the setting on the pump. Now it a bell shape. Grrr

New Mr Fish

During the week the mrs bought 8 new fish for the pond. The new pump has made a dramatic effect clearing the water.
Honeytone came over yesterday to bring us her 6 year old fish to join the others. After a brief temp adjustment to his/her new surroundings within moments swimming carefree the the others.
While i have never in the past enjoyed fish in tanks in a house. I am strangely enjoying pond fish.
Why?
No idea. Answers on a postcard please.